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Damn these pixar-themed weddings. DAMN THEM AND THE FEELINGS THEY GIVE ME

teresagray:

Ariel, please! Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?

guiltyhipster:

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

retrogasm:

The top is coming off!

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

I’m 90000% sure that I had this when I was a child

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

this might be a fun game when stoned/drunk

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

coolator:

jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective 

lilbitfoxy:

Series of Ten 20/?

↳ Episode: Evolution of the Daleks

Let me explain a thing to y’all:

I am a feminist, in the purest sense of the word. I fight for women’s rights. I fight for men’s rights. I fight for the LGBT community, particularly the transgender one. Another word I would use to describe myself is an egalitarian, because let’s face it: I just want equality for all ~

And let me tell you: this direction of the feminist movement makes me SICK. You are not feminists, you do not fight for anything. In fact, you pick fights. You judge, and you hate, and you are uneducated. Most of you. You are cafeteria-social-justice-bloggers who don’t fact check, and don’t try to see the other perspective, and don’t care about anyone but themselves. That is NOT feminism: you are a bigot in disguise.

And not all feminists right now are like this, but those that are make the movement look terrible. We need to fight for our brothers and sisters. We need to understand that we can’t have women get all the perks and OVERTHROW THE PATRIARCHY and not allow minority women, trans women, and others into the party. We need to grasp for one second, that we are fighting to be EQUAL, not holier than thou, not better than anyone else. Just EQUAL.

And if I hear one more “feminist” criticize a trans person’s identity, or validity, I’m gonna fucking punch them in the throat.

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

Holy shit I HATE THIS